January 2009
29 posts
Weeds is hil-ar-i-ous.
Andy Botwin: [to Shane about masturbation] Alright, listen closely. I’m not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body’s changing - it’s all good, believe me. Problem now is… every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So… First order of business - no more socks. They’re expensive, gumming...
“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike...”
– Mahatma Gandhi
“I’ve got cancer and jungle fever and tonight one of them is going to get...”
– Celia, Weeds Season 1 Ep. 6
WatchThe winners of animtion studio, Aniboom and Radiohead’s video contest.
Great Britain is full of skanky names →
http://tinyurl.com/auc54r
Something New? Very Old. →
This movie was simply a pretentious portrayal of everyday dating realities.
Light, Bright and Damn Near White →
My response to Roger Egbert’s “Something New” review.
The White House Website Then & Now
inauguration:
The White House Website Then & Now
Today:
When Bush took office:
WOoooooooOOOW.
“Welcome to the neighborhood.”
– Vice President Joe Biden (via inauguration)
me: hello, world!
world: hello, kerri!
Prepping the people for the people's project
kylegrinnage:
The Glam Squad consists of about 16 hair stylists, barbers, and makeup artists from BeautiControl, MAC, MaryKay, Aveda, and various salons - fashion/beautynistas - all clad in head-to-toe black. Everyone is professional and great at what they do. We serviced over 100 people. They were from various backgrounds and ages. They were so appreciative of this opportunity. On Sunday, they...
Happy People
kylegrinnage:
I have never seen so many happy people! Thousands of them just walking in the middle of the street and all over the sidewalks. This morning’s three block walk to the Marriott was glorious! The Marriott is right across from The Presidents reviewing stand so we were walking towards the parade route. The crowd was walking towards us because they were being rerouted to 17th Steet. The...
“Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex
‘Cause you don’t want...”
– Words of wisdom from Lil’ Wayne. And people say that rappers aren’t educating our young people.
This is amazingness from DJ Bling’s mixtape,...
An Inauguration Sensation
kylegrinnage:
If you saw Oprah today, you would have heard about the “People’s Inaugural Ball.” Earl Stafford, a Fairfax, VA millionaire, is funding this ball for disadvantaged people. Our friend, Keith Harley is the coordinator of the hair & makeup team and invited me to join.
This is one of the 10 official balls and the Obama’s are expected to attended. Kym & I are also attending...
“It’s like losing your virginity to Salma Hayek and Beyonce—at the...”
– Three 6 Mafia, on winning an Oscar
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Tweet!
I am in the throes of near obsession with Twitter. I have been informed that this makes me a freak and have been thrust to the cusp of being a social pariah. I love the idea of writing little blurbs of my life and posting them for the masses to see and consume and hopefully worship. I hardly have any followers at all, honestly but my twitter updates my facebook status so does that make me more...
The Truth is Out There - First-date love, lies and... →
Hilarious. Super, super hilarious.
Back again.
Ok, folks. So 2009 is well under way and so far it is seeming to be the year to beat. Granted, I am only 6 days in but I am already getting quite the good feeling from the whole business. Only one class this month. That’s good. Unfortunately, one of those class days is of the Saturday variety, so that’s bad, but whatever. I’m healthy and am in possesion of two tonsils so...
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“Fuck you, miss.”
– Jonah, Summer Heights High
I absolutely adore those fatherhood.gov commercials where the fathers are running around doing all sorts of ridiculous things amd then are revealed to be doing these things with their child. They make me laugh everytime and fortunately, I can see shades of my father in every single one. Good times.
