Hello out there! Kerri here, your favorite Partisan Patty. Thursday’s The Daily Show featured my homie, President Barack Obama.

But, of course, Jon remains the star of this show. “Sometimes I’ll go onstage and I’ll have an open-faced turkey sandwich and a shot of NyQuil, and halfway through I’ll lookup and go, ‘are we on?’ “

I don’t know what I’ll talk about when this is all over.